Heidi Klum

Here, Heidi is dressed as a dreamcatcher that had sex with a Chico's mannequin.

Heidi Klum

By comparison, this is sensible and calm. Actually, I kind of like it, but it does make me wonder if I am Alice, and I just drank a shrinking potion and am about to walk through a keyhole.

Heidi Klum

Have you ever wondered where gladiators go after a big training day, to unwind and maybe listen to some cabaret?

Heidi Klum

Arriving everywhere by string is certainly a creative way to get around rising fuel prices.

Heidi Klum

"MY STRING! COME BACK! You guys, my ride ditched me."

Heidi Klum

And now suddenly this is a wedding at the Moulin Rouge. Who might the groom be?

Heidi Klum and David Hasselhoff

PLEASE GOD let this happen. Germany would wet itself.

MTV EMAs Fug: Heidi Klum

This was kind of like the Circus of Laughing Gas version of when Carrie Underwood hosts things. [Photos: Getty, WENN]