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Alicia Keys

Maybe part of the problem is that I'm actually just sick of this Stella McCartney, which Kate Winslet wore in two iterations AGES ago, and countless people since have either followed suit or picked an imitation. The green is a good color, but the choker seems like overkill and I'm not sure the artificial contouring entirely does what it intends. It is underhanded. It is not to be trusted.

Alicia Keys

And then, of course, she had to go and change herself into these. Obviously, the shirt is not my cup of tea. But WHY does Alicia Keys always put her pelvis through this torture? She's the queen of bad too-tight high-waisted legging-pants, and that is a godforsaken province where nobody should want to live, even if you DO own a castle there.

Alicia Keys

This whole thing actually feels like an overproduced feminine-hygiene ad that bastardizes the "this girl is on fire" lyric to discuss her private itching. Bad idea.

MTV EMAs Fug or Fab, With Bonus Fug: Alicia Keys
I don't know -- I just have the hardest time getting excited about Alicia Keys, which extends to anything she wears on the red carpet. Her latest song is called "This Girl Is On Fire," and I swear, she could borrow Fezzik's Holocaust cloak and ACTUALLY be on fire and I might still be like, "Eh, let me think about it after a sandwich." [Photos: Getty]

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