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# MTV EMAs: Various And Sundry Random Fugs
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mtv-emas-various-and-sundry-random-fugs/
- Published: 2012-11-12T22:00:59.000Z
- Updated: 2014-04-02T01:12:09.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## Isabeli Fontana

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/11/mtv_ema_15_wenn4170113.jpg)

This lady is a Brazilian model. And if she flaps her arms a little harder and adds Palmolive and a hose, she'd make a wonderful car wash.

## Guest

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/mtv_ema_08_wenn4170209.jpg)

This person was not captioned. That may have been a strategic move.

## Guest

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/mtv_ema_12_wenn4170176.jpg)

Also not captioned. That dress is actually pretty cute, but it's the hat that sells it. Some very tiny island nation missed a real chance to outfit its Olympic equestrians in some dandy millinery.

## Anne V

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/mtv_ema_15_wenn4170189.jpg)

This cracked-out tarp would not be much better if she zipped it to completion, but as it is, that is some incredibly perfunctory hardware. The second she sits down and crosses her legs, that sucker's going to get knocked backward into Naveltown.

## Loreen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/156031493.jpg)

This lady [won Eurovision this year](https://gofugyourself.com/fug-the-fab-eurovision-2012-05-2012/grand-final-eurovision-song-contest-2012-6?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). And she's coping with the stresses of her new notoriety by wearing a dickey. If that works, they should prescribe them at Disney Channel.

## Guest

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/11/mtv_ema_19_wenn4170219.jpg)

Well, there goes the surprise of Jessica's Christmas present.

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