1993: Halle Berry

All you need is a good paper shredder, and any shirt can become a bra.

1993: Marisa Tomei

"These are nice, but which way to the Massengil ad?"

1993: Sharon Stone

"HELLO, darlings, DO YOU LIKE MY NEST?

1993

"I made it for Christian. He's going to come LIVE in it." "Well I mean I didn't exactly say--" "HE'S GOING TO LIVE IN IT."

1993

"And we can eat ALL this POPCORN! It does wonders for the jaw."

1993: SJP

Years before I ever thought anyone had bumbled into this idea, SJP found AND WORE a split-leg bell-bottom catsuit.

1993: Anthony Kiedis

One never knows where hunger pangs will strike.

1993: Keanu Reeves

Oh, Keanu, did you walk there? OVER the mountains?

1993: Pauly Shore

I didn't understand Pauly Shore then. I remain baffled.

1993: with Chris Rock

"SERIOUSLY, you let this dude happen?!?"

1993: Dee Dee and Dan Cortese

In case you're wondering what Dan Cortese is up to now, his Wikipedia page ends with the note that SNL's Stefon said his name a lot.

1993: Whitney and Bobby

I miss Whitney.

1993: Rosie O'Donnell

"You. If you say ONE WORD about my sleeves. I stitched them on myself twenty minutes ago."

1994: Angela Bassett

Angela's sequel to that outfit is MUCH better.

1994 Will and Sheree Smith

She can probably wear that skirt again today.

1994: Kennedy

This is admirable commitment to a pattern. Is she dressing in code? Am I supposed to decipher something, like an early escape room?

1994: Chris Isaak

"It's all good, folks, don't worry about me, I will DEFINITELY still be around in 2020."

1994: Alyssa Milano

The jumper AND the bracelet OVER HER SLEEVES! Oh, 1994. 

1994: Michael Stipe and Courtney Love

The best thing about the early Movie Awards is how ... low-rent they looked. Like, these two look like two bloggers with standing room tickets waiting for the doors to open at a fashion show.

1994: Halle Berry

It's a bridal boob harness, but why?

1994: Kyle MacLachlan

This is the exact thing he wore to the Met Gala in this same year, right? He must have REALLY been committed to shine.

1994: Toni Braxton

There's going to be a National Treasure prequel about finding the missing piece of this dress, which will reveal a lost tablet of Commandments.

1995: Juliette Lewis, Intern George, Tarantino

"Hey Juliette? Juliette? QUENTIN. My watch is caught on Juliette's scarf, can you tell her?"

1995: Kirsten Dunst

There is something so innocent about the thick white tights and jelly sandals.

1995: Courteney Cox

The funny thing is, if she rolls up her sleeves, it rolls DOWN her shirt.

1995: Tori Spelling

I wonder how many people walked up to her and were like, "DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES."

1995: TLC

It's not that I LIKE those pants, necessarily, but they look quarantine-comfortable. (The D&G undies... why was the logo upside down? Presumably the wearer doesn't need to read it all the time.)

1995: Cindy Crawford

This was the year of Fair Game, and the less remembered about that, the better.

1995: Julianne Moore

We all had those boots. This is the most relatable her wardrobe has been for me.

1995: Cuba Gooding, Jr.

Okay, and why does Cuba look like he's just waiting at a bus stop? Did no one hire party planners in the nineties?

1995: Alicia Silverstone

"We actually ARE waiting for a bus."

1995: Cameron Diaz

Seriously, was this just an outdoor cocktail party? Also, hi Cammy. 

1995

She was 23 here, having done The Mask and I think She's The One, and two years away from My Best Friend's Wedding. This hairdo is so clearly a version of the Rachel, right? The slicked down side-swept front, the choppy layers... many tried it; not many succeeded. She's doing better than most.

1995: Sandra Bullock

This hair is substantially less successful.

1995: Joey Ramone

I saw this photo and thought, "When will Cate Blanchett play him in a movie?"

1995: Lauren Holly and Jim Carrey

The Sheers have a deep, insidious reach.

1995: Jodie Foster

Is this some kind of velveteen cargo suit?!?

1995: Sharon Stone

These may not be cocktail pajamas. I think they're ACTUAL pajamas.

1995 VMAs: Flea

So, this was another mis-filed photo, and I didn't know until it was too late. But much like with Lenny, I was not about to deny you. I mean, I don't know how your day is going; you might need Flea's quads.

The Next Couple MTV Movie Awards Brought Us Cammy D, Halle B, Blond Sandy B, and TLC

And Sharon Stone.