Zoe Saldana

I guess sometimes, when you comb a galaxy far, far away, you come back with strange funguses that Earth cremes can't cure.

Kim Kardashian

North was born just a couple months after this, and the tabloids were going on about how huge she was, which is such bullshit. She's seven months pregnant and she looks great. She's dressed better here than most other outings, actually.

with Kylie

But yes, friends, that is what Kylie Jenner used to look like. (Here she is now.) It's her face, and she gets to do whatever she wants with it, but I think what makes me the saddest about this family is that I don't believe Kylie ever got -- or gave herself -- the chance to grow into whatever she was going to be before she was put into a Kim 2.0 machine. 

Kylie and Ariana Grande

Ariana still looks very much like herself.

Kerry Washington

Honestly, she could have ripped off the bedsheet and just worn an LBD with those shoes and the yellow purse, and been fine.

Unfortunately, the skirt was REALLY built into this thing. It's like a Disney Princess challenge that someone failed because they didn't buy enough fabric at Mood.

Ke$ha

This is some real Vanessa Hudgens at Coachella cosplay right here.

Chloe Grace Moretz

Is that her clutch, or a patch of branded denim sewn into the skirt? It LOOKS like the latter. This might have been cute if it were made of... something else. I do think Boden knocked off those shoes shortly after this, and I own them in fuchsia.

Selena Gomez

Every young singer is apparently required to go through this stage.

Emma Watson

"And finally, I'd like to thank my parents for the fact that I was never a young singer."

Amanda Seyfried and Steve Carell

"Oh, SHIT, you guys, I JUST looked at myself."

Kylie Minogue

At the time, I said that this "looks like she slept over at her boyfriend Zordak the Ruiner’s house, and borrowed one of his Earth-Ravaging Training Squad: Under-12 Division coaching t-shirts." I stand by it.

Dylan O'Brien and Tyler Posey

Look at these two teen wolves. That show was... something else. It's also a great example of how everything is fleeting. It had a real strong cult following, it made a ton of episodes and did very well, and then it went off the air and they all disappeared. Well, Dylan had a terrible accident on The Maze Runner sequel's set, so that derailed him substantially for a long time and was actually very sad and scary (but I think he's okay now and back working). My point is really just that the show itself suddenly feels lost to the sands of time, but AT the time, the teen wolves were everywhere.

Ashley Rickards

Ditto with Awkward, although it was not quite as everywhere. And indeed, this outfit is awkward. It looks sort of Ann Taylor-y from the front...

... but then busts out some bra on the side.

Greer Grammar

She was so cute on the show. Actually, that whole cast was fun. I might also really like her shoes, even though I can't figure them out.

Bella Thorne

Apparently I am not the only one who likes them. Other than this suit being ill-fitting, Bella looks great. Oh, the olden days.

Anna Camp

That is some A+ accessorizing.

Brittany Snow

I guess that's one way to use your old carpet samples.

Karlie Kloss

Was this from the era where she and Taylor were best friends, and had the same haircut and the same abs?

Macklemore

I also completely forgot this dude exists.

Melissa McCarthy

Necklaces were definitely the right choice.

Quvenzhane Wallis

REMEMBER THIS CHILD? And her stuffed animal purses? She's been on Black-ish, apparently. I am not sure if I can handle hr growing up.

Ru Paul

Slick, forever and always.

Aubrey Plaza

I guess she's embracing the promo, but not enough to have walked the red carpet?

Will Ferrell

I'm honestly surprised Macklemore wasn't wearing this.

Zac Efron

So cute, was he. (He might still be. I just haven't paid attention.)

Hana Mae Lee

Guys... Hana is wearing 2020 on her head: a smoldering toxic cigarette butt of doom.

It's the 2013 MTV Movie Awards!

Starring ALL THESE PEOPLE and Kylie Jenner's original face.