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Rita Ora

Maybe she covered it up so that we could imagine our own ending, like Handbag Choose Your Own Adventure. What will it be? The phone? Onto one more day? Me now, because it's hard for me to say I'm sorry?

Rita Ora

This is definitely a dress in which one ought to stand up straight. The stance and the pockets and stuff are not really making this happen for me. Actually, you know what, this dress's basic Fineness is so BORING to me. If ever there were an event that called for some Rita Ora flavored nonsense, it's this one, and instead she's just like, "Boobs? Sure, done, whatever. NEXT."

Rita Ora

The top part looks better, maybe, from this side? But girl, I can see all your fingers poking through there. It looks like you're spawning from the hip. It's wrong.

Rita Ora

But her HEAD looks fantastic.

MTV Movie Awards Feh Carpet: Rita Ora in Barbara Casasola
I feel like it works better if your fingers don't cover the messaging. Fortunately, I think I've got this one. [Photos: Getty]

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