Ashley Benson

A Benz is quite good on the show, and I think, of all the girls' looks last night, I like this the best. It's a little kooky, but in a fun, tactile way. Plus: gold. You guys know how I feel about gold. (If it's shiny, I am in favor of it. I'm about twenty minutes away from wearing a tin foil hat, not to keep out the alien mind probes, but because it's cute.)

Shay Mitchell

This is likewise pretty. It's not particularly risky, but it's also basically the Platonic Ideal of what you'd wear to an MTV event: short and sparkly.

Troian Bellisario

I can't decide how I feel about this. I don't dislike it, but I also feel like this is what they'd stick Elizabeth Bennet in if MTV were to do a modernized -- possibly musical -- remake of Pride and Prejudice, called, like, Darcy's Boo or something.

Troian Bellisario

But Elizabeth Bennet would NEVER!

Actually, I don't hate the bare back here; what I object to is that the fastening here is literally a bra fastening. I feel like this could be done in a way that doesn't entice Ashton Kutcher to sneak up behind you and snap it. UNLESS THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT.

MTV Movie Awards Fines and Fabs: Three-Fourths of the Pretty Little Liars

Pretty Little Liars is coming back in about a week, and despite the fact that I just accidentally called it "Pretty Little Lairs" -- a show that I expect to see on HGTV some time soon -- I can't wait. It's such juicy fun AND it often involves people wearing feathers through their ears, which is good material for us. So, naturally, most of the girls made the rounds at the MTV Movie Awards yesterday (Lucy Hale was absent). Let's take a look and see if any bird-related found objects popped up.