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# MTV Movie Awards Fug Carpet: Kylie Minogue
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/mtv-movie-awards-fug-carpet-kylie-minogue-04-2013/
- Published: 2013-04-15T22:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2013-04-15T05:32:08.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, MTV Movie Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

This outfit makes me uncomfortable on several levels.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/166647121.xml "Kylie Minogue")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=785881&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

One, I feel it makes me too intimate with the contours of her chest. Two, I don't think belly buttons are an appropriate red-carpet accessory. Three, this looks like she slept over at her boyfriend Zordak the Ruiner's house, and borrowed one of his Earth-Ravaging Training Squad: Under-12 Division coaching t-shirts. So in addition to feeling like she could have done better, I also get to stress out about the existence of an alien race that wants to use our planet as a Tic-Tac. Thanks, Kylie.

\[Photo: Getty\]