Rihanna

It's a REALLY glamorous poolside outfit, I'll give her that.

Rihanna

And appropriately dramatic if you want to sweep out of somewhere in a huff IN A BATHROBE, like if your boyfriend uses the rest of the marmalade and doesn't replace it and you have a big fight at the breakfast room table and then you need to make an exit.

Rihanna

Even her makeup is bored.

Rihanna

I guess a tee shirt is more committed than a robe? I mean, you have to stick your head through it and all.

MTV Movie Awards Fug Carpet: Rihanna in Ulyana Sergeenko

It amuses me that Rihanna has basically just given up on buttoning things. Anything beyond a robe is simply too much work. At this rate, she literally is going to show up somewhere wrapped in her hotel bath towel eventually. [Photo: Getty]