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Shailene Woodley in Isabel Marant

shailene woodley 2015 mtv movie awards

If those pants were just... regular pants, and not some weirdo half-corset chastity trousers, I would probably love how funky they are. The striped shirt, I think, by all laws of the universe, looks crazy up there with them. It's all a big batch of eyestrain, empirically, but then she's strutting around in the boots and she looks SUPER confident and I can't figure out what alchemy she's using to turn this into... well, if not a precious metal, then at least a pretty darn reasonably valuable one.

Shailene Woodley

shailene woodley 2015 mtv movie awards

And she went bold on the lip, which helps. I am never going to like that cut of pant, but dammit, Shailene, you have so much natural charm. And I NEVER EVER, during the "Secret Life" days, thought I would say that. It just goes to show how the right project can make you and the wrong project can kinda swallow your spirit whole.

Shailene Woodley

shailene woodley 2015 mtv movie awards

I am a little confused as to how the belt works -- it seems bolted to the front, but also buckled on the side. Anyway, no one is more surprised than I am that I'm not outright screaming at how she looks like she's opening a really progressive hipster mime school. Because she DOES look like that, but... in a way where Progressive Hipster Mime School seems like a place that would actually take decent care of your kid.

MTV Movie Awards Fug or Fab: Shailene Woodley in Isabel Marant
This is the moment where I lose faith in all the math that I ever learned, because if Shailene Woodley can take those pants and toss them in here and add them up into something I don't hate, then how can I trust 1 + 1 = 2 anymore? [poll id="12522"] [Photos: Getty]

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