Iggy Azalea
For some weird reason, she was speaking with what sounded like an American accent on the red carpet, despite being Australian, which was almost as confusing to me as this dress. It looks like a craft project.
Iggy Azalea's Shoes
These are like what would happen if your house arrest anklets had a baby with a roll of industrial velcro
Ellie Goulding
It's a mark of how awkward she often looks that I saw this and my reaction was, "huh, could be WAY worse."
Jill Wagner
I guess this girl was ALSO on Teen Wolf, which truly does have a cast of thousands. I have watched it and half the time I don't recognize people in its cast! The combo of these shoes and the step-and-repeat makes her look like she's dragging the backdrop around with her.
Amber Stevens
On the other hand, Amber Stevens looks so pretty. I loved her on Greek and I wish she would work more.
Debby Ryan
This IS a jumpsuit.
Leslie Mann
Ugh. And just like that, I am OVER Leslie Mann, who -- for what it's worth -- also seemed baked out of her mind last night, despite being at this event with all her kids. Not to be a pearl-clutcher, but come on, lady. At the VERY least try to keep your mugging to a minimum.
Leslie Mann, Cameron Diaz, Nicki Minaj, Kate Upton
Because I'm so sure The Kids Today are really, really into The Other Woman. Kate Upton looks great, though. And unimpressed.