Ashley Rickards

Ashley's stylist NEVER does her any favors. MTV needs to throw her a bone, because she's good, and her show is succeeding. There is NO REASON she should look like she's upcycling one of Blanche Devereaux's old blazers.

Ashley Rickards

PARTICULARLY not with those shoes. Nor those cutouts. There's a lot of "nor" here.

Jillian Rose Reed (<i>Awkward</i>)

Welcome to the Greek National Gymnastics Team's semi-formal.

Desi Lydic (<i>Awkward</i>)

Apparently, Desi here used to be on The Client List, and now that I type that, it's totally familiar to me. Perhaps that, rather than her MTV affiliation, explains the outfit. I am really pretty sure this would've been better, and not at all tarty, if it were lined.

Molly Tarlov (<i>Awkward</i>)

In fact, I think all the ladies could benefit from better styling. Maybe they should band together and gang-negotiate it into their next contracts.

Dylan O'Brien, Tyler Posey (<i>Teen Wolf</i>)

Tyler on the right just looks sort of pseudo-hipster sloppy. But Dylan... oh, sweet Dylan. He was trying, I guess, but nobody told him that you're not supposed to wear shirts as if you're in the midst of a Bruce Banner rage moment. I seriously... can he breathe?

Tyler Hoechlin (<i>Teen Wolf</i>)

This is very Lost Boys-esque.

Crystal Reed (<i>Teen Wolf</i>)

Having this with both tan tulle and white lining is really distracting. Also, her hair seems so... shellacked, and the whole effect is reminiscent of Linda Cardellini's turn on Mad Men, where she popped up looking 42 (she's 37) and talked about having a son who was a freshman at Michigan and I almost passed out.

Holland Roden (<i>Teen Wolf</i>)

Holland is lovely, and she's been turning up at Fashion Week a lot, and this is Donna Karan (where she's been an especial regular). Sadly, I keep thinking it looks like her skirt is wearing a raincoat. Pass.

Beau Mirchoff (<i>Awkward</i>)

Sure! It could certainly be worse, anyway.

Brett Davern (<i>Awkward</i>)

You cannot convince me this isn't Rolf from The Sound of Music. UNLESS you try to convince me it's Friedrich.

MTV Movie Awards Fugs and Fines: People On MTV Shows Who Largely Got Ignored

For real, what's up with that, MTV? Apparently people really like Awkward and Teen Wolf, and this is YOUR NETWORK on which to pimp your talent, and instead they tossed Ashley Rickards and Tyler Posey (Ms. Awkward and Mr. Teen Wolf, respectively) out there near the end with no ceremony at all and basically ignored everyone else. Add that to the long list of things about this evening that I didn't understand, I guess. [Photos: Getty]