Nikki Deloach
Fun fact: Nikki here, who is on Awkward, was ALSO on Ringer as the stripper that FBI Agent Richard Alpert was in love with and whose murder put Poor Twin on the run. As pleased as I am to have a thread connecting me anew to Ringer, I think this dress would've been much better if the top were all pink, and she weren't wearing a removable peplum affixed by a shoelace. Sometimes too much is too much.
Lil Niqo
This twelve-year old rapper's Web site suggests, "Upon your first encounter with Lil Niqo you will be amazed by his magnetic personality and superstar swag." I can't account for his swagger, but if we choose to interpret "swag" as "freebie," then yeah, I'm in awe of his ability to procure wearable Lego King Tut sculptures that are roughly the size of his own head.
Oliver Cooper
Oliver is from a movie called Project X about three kids throwing a high school party -- and ergo, not the chimp weepie starring Helen Hunt and Matthew Broderick. He appears to be working a Zach Galifianakis-meets-Jonah Hill aesthetic, except I don't think either of those men would endorse an Easter Egg hued track suit except in very extreme, very ironic contexts. However, if I am remembering correctly, he was in a few reaction shots during Charlie Sheen's various bits and didn't seem all that excited, so maybe Oliver and I are soulmates. Or maybe my memory is faulty.
Lauren McKnight
Unlike this lady, star of all the My Super Psycho Sweet 16 movies (yes, there are several), who is wearing a pallet of Charmin that failed QC testing.
Alex Frnka
Alex is in MTV's adaptation of the Brit hit The Inbetweeners. I admire her restraint in not going for some kind of crazy mish-mash just to try and get headlines.
Crystal Reed
Crystal is on Teen Wolf, and the dress looks like upholstery she carved off a really fancy antique chair in an exhibit at the Getty. Although strangely, it's also not terrible. I think the heavy shoe and forgotten makeup are what's holding it back.
Jessica Lu
Jessica is on Awkward, and although the dress isn't terrible, it looks to me like it was stitched together from those froofy headbands paranoid parents stick on their baby girls' heads so that strangers don't coo, "What a handsome boy."
Lenay Dunn
Lenay is an on-air host of some kind for MTV, and by her dress, also the recent winner of Best In Show: Highlights Division at a hairdressers convention.
Molly Tarlov
Awkward, again -- both the show AND the emotion, in fact.
Jeff Dye
This dude is a comedian. Ergo, I'm sure this is just absolutely so hilarious and full of allegory, and not at ALL like what the flag football squad wears in Bowser's kingdom.
Brooke Hogan
Wow, is it Cavegirl Prom Night already?
Holland Roden
I can't decide if this is cute, an ode to Sasha Cohen's old long program outfit, or what happens when someone drops a bottle of Heinz from a tenth-floor window. Or all three.
