Nicki Minaj

She looks like she's posing for her own statue.

Nicki Minaj

As sheers go, we have definitely seen worse, and less subtle. Look, it's not ideal. But this woman once wore A FAKE POPE AS AN ACCESSORY. By that standard, this isn't even restrained. This is a nun.

Nicki Minaj

You'd think she'd be more cheerful without the heavy blonde wigs. I'm sure this is her shtick, but girl, in the immortal words of Burt Healy, you are never fully dressed without a smile. And to think you were finally SO CLOSE.

MTV Movie Awards Sanely Played Carpet: Nicki Minaj in Alexander McQueen

Well, your guess is as good as mine about whether SHE liked this but for ME it was refreshing. And I say that knowing about the Side Sheers. [Photos: Getty]