Avril Lavigne
So it's come to this: pleather bike shorts with lace stockings. She's still dating Brody Jenner, right? He's basically a Kardashian -- you'd think he'd have stopped this. Wait, no, never mind. I would not be at all surprised to see Kim wearing this for a kompaniable hike in Runyon Kanyon with her fiance Kris and her mother Kris and whatever kreepy psychological inferences we want to make about that.
Simple Plan
Well. I had no idea Simple Plan still existed. Mission accomplished, I guess. Now they can go back to the Chariots of Fire set.
Nina Dobrev
Aw. She looks like a nice gift bag, all tightly wrapped in cellophane. Actually, it's not that bad -- except for the hair and the shoes, which go with a totally different outfit and may not even be the right size. So, you know. One out of three ain't bad.
Shay Mitchell
A lot of people thought that the last time we featured Shay Mitchell, it wasn't actually her, but some lookalike. But it was her. She's just doing her makeup harder-core lately, and it's a little jarring. Also jarring: the fact that her bodice is somehow actually BAGGY.
Ian Somerhalder
ONE suspender? Ian, tsk tsk. You're a Salvatore, not Tom Sawyer.
Marianas Trench
And until now I didn't know the band Marianas Trench even EXISTED, so... mission accomplished AGAIN. Now they can go back to whatever episode of the Power Rangers they were shooting.
Colin Farrell
"Wait... I'm WHERE?"
Cassie Scerbo
I almost didn't recognize Cassie -- aka Lauren Tanner on Make It Or Break It -- with her brunette tresses. The outfit is fine, I guess, but it does look a little like Mrs. Claus's saucy lingerie.
Nikki Reed
This had potential to be cute, but what it's doing to her chest makes me want to cry and then send her some pulleys. And for the record, no, I do not think there is anything wrong with her boobs themselves. They are the victims of this criime, not the perpetrators.
Mia Martina
This lady is a singer from New Brunswick. She LOOKS more like the star of The Real Housewives of Claire's Accessories.
Colin Farrell
"SERIOUSLY really confused as to why I'm here."
Katerina Graham
"Just cinch it," someone said to Kat, not knowing she is unflinchingly thorough.
Fefe Dobson
Check it out! Morticia Addams has a love child!
Cody Simpson
This child is fourteen. And while I have not seen him referred to as the Australian Bieber, I think the hair speaks for itself. It looks like a family of mice living in his forehead decided to thatch the roof.
Lady Gaga
Well, there it is, folks: The carpet DOES match the drapes.
Lady Gaga
BORING.
Colin Farrell
"You're KIDDING me with this, right? You're SURE this isn't the Bad Teacher premiere?"