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# Muppetly Played, Anna Cleveland
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/muppetly-played-anna-cleveland-06-2017/
- Published: 2017-06-14T21:00:16.000Z
- Updated: 2017-06-14T05:53:53.000Z
- Description: All that's missing is Charles Grodin.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: *Slow Clap*, Life Ball, super(and unsuper)models, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

This past weekend, I stumbled upon *The Great Muppet Caper* on cable, which to my mind is the very best of all those movies. I absolutely love it, and immediately scrapped any and all plans I had to move off my couch during those two hours. So it's highly apt that I just caught wind of Anna Cleveland in this elaborate creation, which looks uncannily like something Lady Holiday would've created in her froof-happy atelier.

![](https://media.giphy.com/media/7AXWA5riPxp60/giphy.gif)

"And here's Audacious Anna," she would trill during her show. "Peering like a groundhog from betwixt a luxurious shrub of foliage, an explosion of summer that crowns her satin skirt and then unfolds into the soft manicured lawn of her train. *Merci*, Anna." I remember being so sad when I learned Fashion Week was not, in fact, narrated thusly. And then so heartened when for a brief period Posh Spice actually *did* orally present her collections. We could all do with a bit more Lady Holiday in our lives. And a bit more of her feckless brother Nicky:

![](https://www.toughpigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nicky4.jpg)

"You can't even SING. Your voice was DUBBED" is a really sick burn. Just another reason Miss Piggy is the greatest love of all.

\[Photo: WENN\]