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# My Beautifug Fug Twisted Fugtasy: Kim Kardashian at Bonnaroo
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/my-beautiful-fug-twisted-fugtasy-kim-kardashian-at-bonnaroo-06-2014/
- Published: 2014-06-17T16:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:36:11.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, Various Kardashians, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

HEY BONNAROO, GUESS FRIGGIN' WHO?

[![Kim Kardashian at Bonnaroo 2014 (2)](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2014/06/kim-kardashian-bonnaroo-2014-1.jpg "Kim Kardashian at Bonnaroo 2014 (2)")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/2014/06/Kim-Kardashian-bonnaroo-2014-1.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

"IT'S ME AND MY BOO AND SHE'S FLASHING AT YOU IN A SHIRT THAT'S SEE-THROUGH 'CAUSE HER SEX APPEAL IS TRUE AND IF THAT'S UNTRUE TO *VOUS* THEN JUST CHOKE ON YOUR HATE-STEW BECAUSE THOSE GOODS ARE THE GLUE THAT GIVE KANYE HIS WOO. I AM THE BECHAMEL, SHE IS MY ROUX. AND UNLIKE ON SCOOBY-DOO WE GET AWAY WITH IT, FOOLS, CAUSE YOU MEDDLING KIDS COULDN'T FIND A CLUE IF IT POUNDED A DEW AND DANCED SOME SOFT-SHOE ON THE BACK OF A GNU.

[![Kim Kardashian at Bonnaroo 2014 (1)](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/06/kim-kardashian-bonnaroo-2014-2.png "Kim Kardashian at Bonnaroo 2014 (1)")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/2014/06/kim-kardashian-bonnaroo-2014-2.png?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

SHE IS MY WIFE WITH TWO GOBLETS OF LIFE WHOSE ELIXIR INSIDE IS NUTRIENT-RIFE AND ALSO THE WINE GLASSES ARE HELPFUL TO ME AS WELL. SO DEAL WITH IT."

\[PHOTOS: [INSTAGRAM](https://instagram.com/kimkardashian?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)\]

In a related note: People occasionally suggest that we stop covering the Kardashians -- as in, if we want them to go away, why do we keep bringing them up. We do understand that argument, and for anyone who is still curious, here is my personal response:

The Kardashians wear INSANE CLOTHING, and this site is called Go Fug Yourself, and its mandate from the get-go was to cover self-inflicted hideousness. The Kardashians will someday be in the dictionary under "self-inflicted hideousness." They did not exist as A Thing when we founded this blog, but they certainly embody the reasons we created it. Sometimes they make me want to snap, but mostly, I look back at some of their catastrophic fashion crimes and just laugh and laugh and [throw a riotous tea party on my own ceiling](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%5FLove%5Fto%5FLaugh?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). If we stopped covering celebrities who aggravate us, this blog would only ever be about, like, Pacey and Prince George and Emma Stone, and a rotating cast of two other people. That would be fun for a week and then we'd all get bored and start itching to rail about a good old-fashioned mesh shirt on a fame junkie. Y'all, I am still watching *I "Wanna" Marry "Harry"* so I can recap it here and we can groan about it together, because I love that. The Kardashians are the *I Wanna "Marry" "Harry"* of celebrities: I'm confused, I'm alarmed, and WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT BETTER MY GOD GET AHOLD OF YOURSELVES DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING, but who among us doesn't enjoy a self-righteous tizzy sometimes, and frankly, I am enjoying laughing and tearing out my hair and cringing. I don't see that as rewarding nor validating either *Harry* OR Planet Kardashia, particularly. You want to keep being our punch lines? BRING IT, FRIENDOS.

Finally... if we ignored them, WE NEVER WOULD HAVE HAD BAG KARDASHIAN. [Did Bag not bring us *so much* diabolical joy](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fug-madness-2014-round-one-results-and-round-two-preview-03-2014/)? So... yeah, I kind of *don't* want them to go away. There, I said it.