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# My Fugshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/my-fugshake-brings-all-the-boys-to-the-yard-04-2011/
- Published: 2011-04-14T20:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:04:20.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

Dear Lord,

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/04/112158558.jpg "Matthew Williamson Impulse For Macy's Launch")](https://gofugyourself.com/my-fugshake-brings-all-the-boys-to-the-yard-04-2011/matthew-williamson-impulse-for-macys-launch?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Please let this mean that Kelis has been cast in a re-boot of *Clarissa Explains It All. (Kelis Explains It All* is VERY catchy.)I think America -- and Canada! -- needs that now more than ever. And when Kelis begins to explain things, I hope the very first item on her list -- the idea, by the way, of having a list titled "ALL" makes me happy/terrified -- is, "WTF is going on with my ankles."