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# My Super Ex-Fugfriend
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/my_super_ex-fugfriend0110-10-2010/
- Published: 2010-10-01T10:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2010-10-01T08:36:38.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: red, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Uma, Uma, Uma:  
  
![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/10/94972_104582068.jpg "2010 Keep A Child Alive's Black Ball")

  
There's keeping a youthful look, and then there's deciding to adopt the Lady Bieber. Sweet darling, you're too pretty to cover all that up.  
  
Okay, okay -- perhaps that was merely the unfortunate side effect of the brisk breeze created when hundreds of phototogs coo, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmma," in unison. So let's look at the dress!  

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/10/94972_104582084.jpg "2010 Keep A Child Alive's Black Ball")

  
I appreciate the color, I can get behind the modest cut, I like that she rarely shows up places looking like mutton dressed as lamb -- surely a difficult line to walk when you have a body as great as hers is -- but someone should have told Uma that her baby sling has slid way, way, WAY down her body and is, in fact, threatening to make a run for it. Thank God she left its corresponding baby (whomever that may be) at home.