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This is kicky -- despite the model looking bored -- and wouldn't you love to see, say, Kerry Condon totally throw off the classic look she's gone with and party it up in this?

Here's a slightly more fitted version.

And a slightly more teeny one.

For some reason I keep thinking this is a Julianne Hough situation. I don't know why. (Or where she'd be going.)

Miss Flo would!

And, Olivia Wilde would.

La Riseborough, maybe? Except you all already know I want her to show up in FULL WACKY MALEFICENT couture. Or maybe Angela Bassett could grab it.

Kate Hudson

Kristen Stewart. Free her from Chanel!

This trend of tights with heavy stuff on them does not work for me.

Zazie Beetz

Elizabeth Debicki

How about one of the Yellowjackets ladies? Juliette Lewis, or maybe Jasmin Savoy Brown. Someone who digs glam drama.

Natasha Lyonne, maybe? It's shorter than she usually goes, but whatever.

How cute is this? Give it to Stephanie Hsu for an Oscars weekend bash. Or the Vanity Fair party.

How about.. Monica Barbaro from Top Gun.

This is so fab. Michelle Yeoh, you can DO IT.

Jodie Turner-Smith is gutsy enough for this or the one after it.

This would be great on a vast variety of people.

I just want to pat this. Is that so wrong?

What about Lupita for this?

Ooooh.

Well, I hope someone lines it.

Dua Lipa

Jamie Lee Curtis

BRING IT, CHALAMET.

There's no reason to consider anything for Ana de Armas other than custom Louis Vuitton, but she'd kill this.

I Think You'll Enjoy Naeem Khan This Season
As if that's surprising.

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