
Let's just bask in her face for a second. She is truly, truly lovely. And this top, for a moment, lulled me into thinking the rest of this was going to be totally normal.

PULL OVER. IT'S SHEER CARGO LINGERIE SLACKS.

I'M NOT JOKING. In the last slide you could see leg pockets, and here, behold the hip storage units and the metal rings at the waist for... I don't know, clipping her house keys/water bottle/tiny bottle of sunscreen. At least from this angle we can see very clearly that the back was NOT revealing anything deeply private; there is very clearly some shapewear and/or beige bike shorts lurking under there, like she's the world's biggest fan of the fashion statements of Demi Moore.

I feel BETTER knowing the back isn't full pizza, but... not a ton better, because it's still unflattering and weird. It doesn't get any better in motion, either, and this -- for some reason -- is the first time I noticed that the middle bit is cloth strips and not all just one piece of fabric in a blocky pattern. Mayor Hayes is going to ground the hell out of you, my dear.
