LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MAY 23: Priyanka Chopra Jonas poses backstage for the 2021 Billboard Music Awards, broadcast on May 23, 2021 at Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images for dcp)
Well, her bod looks great, and she is beautiful. But if you simply must drape yourself in gossamer thread, why pick D&G, when Elie Saab and Zuhair Murad and a hundred other designers are RIGHT THERE doing pretty much exactly the same stuff?
Karol G in Celia Kritharioti
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MAY 23: In this image released on May 23, Karol G poses backstage for the 2021 Billboard Music Awards, broadcast on May 23, 2021 at Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images for dcp)
See? EVERYONE IS DOING THESE. This one is not very deft, however. It also looks kind of like she has a full sheath on each boob -- not a bra but like a sleeve -- underneath the cloth window.
Kehlani in Tony Ward
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MAY 23: In this image released on May 23, Kehlani poses backstage for the 2021 Billboard Music Awards, broadcast on May 23, 2021 at Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images for dcp)
This is an adaptation of an outfit from the Tony Ward Nighttime Soap Collection which I felt had very conniving sleeves. She has made the side panels sheer, so that it looks like a large tongue has unfurled over her legs. The denizens of Forest Cliffs will be scandalized and someone will absolutely end up burning down her Sheer Shed.
Doja Cat in Balmain
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MAY 23: In this image released on May 23, Doja Cat poses backstage for the 2021 Billboard Music Awards, broadcast on May 23, 2021 at Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images for dcp)
Doja Cat is ready, willing, and able for a gender-flipped Beetlejuice remake. [This is really the "weird" from the headline, more than naked (and obviously it's not remotely sheer).]
Megan Fox in Mugler, with Machine Gun Kelly
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MAY 23: Meghan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly poses backstage for the 2021 Billboard Music Awards, broadcast on May 23, 2021 at Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images for dcp)
In which I become concerned that Megan Fox has a Kourtney Kardashian vision board.
Machine Gun Kelly in Balmain
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MAY 23: Machine Gun Kelly poses backstage for the 2021 Billboard Music Awards, broadcast on May 23, 2021 at Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images for dcp)
I am not buying what he's selling.
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MAY 23: Machine Gun Kelly and Meghan Fox poses backstage for the 2021 Billboard Music Awards, broadcast on May 23, 2021 at Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images for dcp)
"Do or do not; there is no TRY," said Yoda, who'd never met these two. I want to know if her tongue got any of the black stuff all over it.
Kelsea Ballerini inNedret Taciroglu
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - MAY 23: Kelsea Ballerini poses backstage for the 2021 Billboard Music Awards, broadcast on May 23, 2021 at Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Rich Fury/Getty Images for dcp)
