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# Name That Horror Movie
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/name-that-horror-movie-11-2020/
- Published: 2020-11-13T18:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2020-11-12T22:02:48.000Z
- Description: A fake one.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

In trying to unearth an archival photo dated on a Friday the 13th in November, I stumbled upon this photo that struck cold horror into my heart. I am not a doll fan. Sitting in a room full of unblinking zombie husks would be my actual *Friday the 13th* installment. They will wait for Santa to leave, and then one eye will twitch. One head will turn just-so. And then the whole phalanx of plastic Satans will surge.

What would you call the movie of this photo? *The Last Noel*? *The Twelve Dolls of Christmas*? *A Flay in a Manger*? *Silver Hells*? *We Are Santa's Hellves*? Or just *Xmas*, but the X on the poster is gigantic and written in blood?

###### \[Photo: Getty\]