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# Naomi Watts Wore Something Constricting
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/naomi-watts-wore-something-constricting-02-2026/
- Published: 2026-02-04T19:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2026-02-04T01:52:37.000Z
- Description: To the premiere of Ryan Murphy's JKF Jr. and Carolyn Bessette mini-series, in which she plays Jackie Kennedy.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

Riddle me this: What is the point of going to one of these parties if you can't even lift the passed apps -- or, worse, the champagne!!! -- to your lips?! The spicy tuna cones and mini sliders are the *entire point.* The structure of this dress means you also can't tuck your hair behind your ear or scratch your nose, and, frankly, it seems annoying:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2026/02/GettyImages-2259793290-1770169683.jpg "FX's "Love Story: John F. Kennedy Jr. & Carolyn Bessette" Red Carpet Premiere")

"Help. All I can do is take my own pulse. Someone please take my hair out of my lip gloss and feed me a caprese skewer."

PS: Naomi is playing Jackie Kennedy in this project, but Jackie was already dead when JFK Jr. met and married Carolyn Bessette so I fear she is playing one of Ryan Murphy's absolute favorite tropes: Someone's Ghost Mom. (I am sure she will be technically good, but. You know.)

###### (Photo by Stephanie Augello/FX via Getty Images)