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# Naomi Watts's Dress Seems...Unfinished
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/naomi-wattss-dress-seems-unfinished-08-2018/
- Published: 2018-08-31T14:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2018-08-31T08:05:36.000Z
- Description: A play in one act.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Prada, Venice Film Festival, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

OPEN:

It is late in the Prada atelier. Miuccia Prada leans over to turn off the last lamp, on her desk, before locking up and going home. Her sleeve catches on a piece of paper. It flutters to the ground. She leans over, and picks it up.

Her scream pierces the still, dark air. "She is supposed to wear that dress *tomorrow?*"

But the night has no reply. And she is alone.

She takes a deep breath.

"Okay. Okay. We can do this. You can do this, Miuccia. Just...pretend the beading is totally half-assed and unfinished *on purpose.* Yes. Sure*.* I can do that. People will believe this if I tell them to believe this. This is the STYLE. This is INTENTIONAL. I know what I'm doing! No one will fight me on this! It's SUPPOSED to be like this. Naomi is a great actress. No one will ever guess, right? Right. *Right."*

FIN.

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