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# BAFTAs: Naomie Harris Finally Strikes Out
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/naomie-harris-finally-strikes-out-at-the-baftas-02-2017/
- Published: 2017-02-13T15:30:10.000Z
- Updated: 2017-02-15T01:33:57.000Z
- Description: Better here than at the Oscars.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Awards & Galas, WTF, BAFTAs, Gucci, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

I am scared that I have jinxed Naomie Harris. Like two weeks ago, I was all, "Naomie Harris can do no wrong! Naomie Harris is consistent perfection! Naomie Harris never makes a sartorial misstep! Naomie Naomie Naomie!" And then [she wore this somewhat questionable jumpsuit to the SAGs](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sag-awards-naomie-harris-is-wearing-a-jumpsuit-01-2017/) and now...*this.* This is...wrong and imperfect and a misstep and I am, as the kids would say, *shook.*

Here's how I am justifying this to myself: You know how when you have a really, really great college basketball team, the longer you go without a loss, the more terrifying the whole thing becomes? Because, simply statistically speaking, it's likely that you *will* lose at some point. And the closer you get to the tournament in March, the more devastating a loss will be. I personally *hate* being undefeated. It makes me nervous. Lose a couple of times, lose early, peak at the right time, and then go on your undefeated run. (Am I writing this while watching UCLA play Oregon State? I am.) So if a mid-season game is to the tournament as the BAFTAs are to the Oscars, than this is a *good* thing. This giant airball of a dress is coming at exactly the right time for Naomie to emerge victorious at the Oscars. DON'T LET ME DOWN, NAOMIE.