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# Napoleon premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/napoleon-premiere/
- Published: 2023-11-16T16:45:31.000Z
- Updated: 2023-11-15T23:42:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:22

## Joaquin Phoenix

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/11/GettyImages-1793669201-1700091134.jpg)

PARIS, FRANCE - NOVEMBER 14: Joaquin Phoenix attends the "Napoleon" World Premiere at Salle Pleyel on November 14, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)

He looks about 80 percent of the way there, which seems like his MO? There is definitely no way he actually cares about his pants.

## Vanessa Kirby in custom McQueen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/11/GettyImages-1793697799-1700091146.jpg)

PARIS, FRANCE - NOVEMBER 14: Vanessa Kirby attends the "Napoleon" World Premiere at Salle Pleyel on November 14, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/WireImage)

This, however, is GLORIOUS. It's as precise as you would want a custom look to be -- well done to her stylist Karla Welch here -- and it's so much more interesting than a lot of what she typically wears. Her hair hung in her face for about 95 percent of the photos, so it must have been the desired effect. That's a bit Femme Fatale for a dress that's more traditionally glamorous, and I'd have made a different choice, but the rest of this is \*chef's kiss\*.

## Rooney Mara in D&G

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/11/GettyImages-1793730829-1700091121.jpg)

PARIS, FRANCE - NOVEMBER 14: Rooney Mara attends the "Napoleon" World Premiere at Salle Pleyel on November 14, 2023 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)

And Rooney Rooney'd in D&G (she is Joaquin's partner; she's not in the movie). There's actually a little interest there in the front, with the fringe, and I don't hate it. But I think her makeup is too... daytime/clean, maybe? Smoke out those eyes or deepen that lip, right?

[Napoleon Is Here, and Not ShortThe movie, I mean. ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2023/11/napoleon-premiere-paris-1700091683.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/napoleon-is-here-and-not-short-11-2023/)