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# Natalie Portman Takes It Down AND Up
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/natalie-portman-takes-it-down-and-up-09-2019/
- Published: 2019-09-26T19:00:13.000Z
- Updated: 2019-09-26T15:58:56.000Z
- Description: I didn't see THAT coming.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

We've seen Natalie do [the occasional deep vee](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/natalie-portman-looks-slick-in-dior-12-2018/), and we've seen her go short-ish, but I don't think we've ever seen her do both at the same time. That is a subterranean vee and a micro skirt. Between that, the blonde, and the tan, she's delivering some real and unexpected [Boobs Legsly](https://www.gofugyourself.com/photos/flashback-emmys-2009/78551%5F90999846-640x1468-1568934774?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) vibes. It's not that she can't pull it off; it's just that I am still adjusting to the surprise. She's a bow tie away from doing her free skate to *Cabaret*. And she seems conflicted about it. Are you?

###### \[Photo: WENN\]