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# Well Played, Natalie Portman/Fug or Fab: Natalie Portman
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/natalieportman_111510-11-2010/
- Published: 2010-11-15T13:00:28.000Z
- Updated: 2010-11-14T22:52:55.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fug or Fab, Well Played, purple, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

Since [the poster for her new movie *Black Swan*](https://incontention.com/2010/08/17/black-swan-poster/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) is basically a close-up of her made up to be the love child of Darth Maul and Cruella de Vil, I'm not surprised Natalie Portman went in this direction at an event for it:  

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/11/96801_106774648.jpg "AFI FEST 2010 Presented By Audi - "Black Swan" Closing Night Gala - Arrivals")

She's so clean and youthful and ladylike, as if she's afraid you're not going to nominate her for an Oscar unless you look at her and then say, "Damn, that spring-fresh breeze was the same person who carried this erotic ballet thriller? WHAT UP, BEST ACTRESS!" And yet her shoes are statuette-colored. Savvy, Portman. Savvy. Okay, maybe she just wore something she liked with some heels she'd just acquired, but I like my explanation better, mostly because I got to use the phrase "erotic ballet thriller." Here's the more grown-up look she sported at a MOMA gala:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/11/96801_106815149.jpg "Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences' 2nd Annual Governors Awards")

The dyed-to-match prom platform shoes are a major demerit in my eyes, but the rest? I can't decide. It's either such a romantically draped demi-nightie that it makes eggplant seem like 2010's most sensual vegetable, or she got attacked in her sleep by a sea anemone that skipped its last month of Shoulders Anonymous meetings.

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