National Board of Review

Will Smith, Aunjanue Ellis

I wish I LIKED her suit better, but the color is amazing. Will looks like your charismatic college professor.

Julianne Moore in Valentino

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12851247ag) Julianne Moore National Board of Review Gala, Arrivals, New York, USA - 15 Mar 2022

She and Nicole Kidman both love a white dress, and I wish they loved it less. This is fine, but... sort of bland.

Zazie Beetz

But at least that one WAS a dress. This is a bikini top that's a cup size too small.

Morena Baccarin and Ben McKenzie

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12851247c) Morena Baccarin and Benjamin McKenzie National Board of Review Gala, Arrivals, New York, USA - 15 Mar 2022

I would LOVE to go back in time and tell the world that Ryan Atwood would grow up to write a book about the lunacy and perils of NFTs. Get 'em, Ben. I have very little patience for the celebs who are pushing those, so it's nice to see one poking holes in it.

Alana Haim

This is pretty on her. She must be SO tired, after the BAFTA/Critics Choice double dip and then getting on a plane to come to these, but to her immense credit she looks very fresh. The magic of a first class cabin.

Tony Shalhoub

I assume he spent the whole night twirling the ends of that mustache and chortling loudly. How would one resist?

Ciaran Hinds

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12851247ac) Ciarán Hinds National Board of Review Gala, Arrivals, New York, USA - 15 Mar 2022

THIS JUST IN: Ciaran Hinds hears that many a Fug National admires him, and I BELIEVE he is currently saying that means more to him than any trophy.

Bradley Cooper

There is a parallel universe somewhere in which Bradley Cooper was on The Bachelor.

Stephanie Beatriz in Genny

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12851247a) Stephanie Beatriz National Board of Review Gala, Arrivals, New York, USA - 15 Mar 2022

This is good on her, and also, we somehow didn't get a photo of her from the Critics Choice Awards?!? She has several on Instagram, and she looks GREAT. Two for two.

Ebony Obsidian

I don't typically like dresses with the tied-bra aesthetic, but her ruffly bolero is making it work.

Jeanette Delgado

Jeanette is in West Side Story...

Ilda Mason

... as is Ilda, and I love that they showed up to rep their movie in dresses that let them DANCE, and so dance they did.

Renate Reinsve in Khaite

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - MARCH 15: Renate Reinsve attends the National Board of Review annual awards gala at Cipriani 42nd Street on March 15, 2022 in New York City. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images)

Renate is NOT in West Side Story, but presumably she couldn't resist getting into the groove. The rhythm, the prophets foretold, IS gonna get you.

I am of two minds about this. It's ridiculous -- it reminds me of how my sheets come out of the washing machine -- and yet it looks super on her? What to DO. I guess I'll just throw words at the problem and then come to no conclusions. MY SPECIALTY.