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# National Fugsure Book of Fug: Diane Kruger in Chanel
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/national-fugsure-book-of-fug-diane-kruger-in-chanel-11-2015/
- Published: 2015-11-18T21:00:43.000Z
- Updated: 2015-11-18T19:53:13.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

Here's a joke for you: A wood nymph, a school marm, and a ballet student walk into a bar...

![diane kruger MOMA](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/11/gettyimages-497588658.jpg "Diane Kruger")

... where Diane Kruger knocks them out, hides them in the bathroom, and makes a chopped salad out of their outfits. So the joke, basically, turns out to be on her.

\[Photo: Getty\]