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# National Treasure: BOOK OF FUGRETS
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/national_treasure_book_of_fugrets0910-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-10T12:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2010-09-09T20:59:30.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Dialogues, I'm Scared, ruffles, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

*The setting*: GFY HQ East, a hotel room far above the city, covered in shoes and empty cans of Diet Coke.  
  
*The topic*:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/09/94112_103953567.jpg "CHANEL & Karl Lagerfeld Celebrate Re-Opening of the CHANEL SOHO Boutique")

  
JESSICA: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  
  
HEATHER: Diane?  
  
JESSICA: Yes.  
  
HEATHER: I know.  
  
JESSICA: What IS THIS?  
  
HEATHER: I don't know.  
  
JESSICA: It's like a ruffled....  
  
HEATHER: ...yes.  
  
JESSICA: ....milkmaid....?  
  
HEATHER:...sure.  
  
JESSICA: ...THING?  
  
HEATHER: Indeed.  
  
JESSICA: WHY?  
  
HEATHER: I wish I knew.