Naya Rivera

It WAS smart of her to stand with Cory Monteith, though, because I'm distracted from her ill-fitting satin roller-coaster by wondering why his hair always looks like a cap he can don and doff at will. Not a toupe somehow, though -- like an actual hat of hair.

Naya Rivera

Y'all know my feelings on what I refer to as plastic shoes. You know that song so well you can sing it without me. A capella. But the way that sucker is hugging her torso is so unflattering. She has a killer bod, and this dress is turning it into unpaved road.

Naya Rivera

From the back it is equally un-great -- I keep checking to see if the skirt is caught in her panties. Then again, maybe someone just thought she was an unmade bed and sought to give her some brisk hospital corners. It happens.

Naya Fugvera

I feel like it's been awhile since Naya has hit the town in front of the cameras -- we got her at the SAGs and the Globes and the Emmys, but not a ton in between. And maybe that's a good thing. It seems something nefarious is clouding her judgment, or her mirror, so maybe it's best she stick to sweatpants and the couch for a bit. [Photos: Getty]