NBC and Bravo Upfronts 2022

Nick Jonas and Shakira

Shakira looks totally normal. Meanwhile, Nick Jonas looks like he's starring in an Ashton Kutcher biopic.

Blake Shelton, Nikki Bella, and Carson Daly

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Erik Pendzich/Shutterstock (12942263cy) Carson Daly, Nikki Bella and Blake Shelton NBC Upfronts, New York, USA - 16 May 2022

There is something comforting in how Blake Shelton always looks just...exactly the same, always. Nikki looks like she's aparated here from 2004.

Taylor Kinney

This is a reasonable -- even dapper! -- suit.

Taylor Kinney

Lined with images of nude playing cards! That's a lot of nipples for a work event, dude.

Jocko Sims

Jocko Sims would never wear a disrespectful blazer!

Sarah Hyland and Wells Adams

Let's get real -- this wedding is never gonna happen, right? (I say that as a person who likes them both, actually.)

Bradley Constant

He plays the Young Rock on a show called Young Rock, which is somehow going into its third season? I am perhaps out of step on all of NBC's programming. ANYWAY, that's good casting!

Ernie Hudson, Caitlin Bassett and Raymond Lee

This is the cast of the new Quantum Leap sequel. That feels about right? I'm here for Ernie Hudson in a Quantum Leap.

Kenya Moore

Welcome to the Bravo TV portion of the slideshow. Kenya always looks great and this isn't even the best photo of her. I personally think Kenya is a GREAT Housewife. She understands the role AND -- importantly -- she is often very funny.

Kyle Richards and Garcelle Beauvais

They both look good as well. Garcelle has been such a great addition to RHoBH. (I actually like Kyle, although I know this is a divisive topic! I do think she misplayed her falling out with LVP, though. BH really misses LVP's energy. Can you imagine her listening to Erika snarling at everyone all the time?)

Teresa Giudice

This is very on brand for Tre and also she looks good in it but I am VERY concerned about this new fiancé but ALSO I do not know why anyone ever tries to tell Teresa ANYTHING as she is VERY stubborn and doesn't understand analogies.

Shep Rose

These pants feel slightly too low on Shep. I do not know if I have the mental wherewithal to continue to watch Southern Charm. It has had some of the worst men on Bravo.

Austen Kroll

AND we had to deal with Austen SO MUCH on Summer House. I don't watch Summer House for Austen and Craig! Summer should be fun!

Carl Radke and Lindsay Hubbard

Speaking of Summer House, I am VERY invested in this relationship and Hubb House looks GREAT.

Kyle Cooke

It's interesting to me that Lindsay appears to be the only woman from Summer House invited to this thing. (She is also the one I'd pick, if I could only invite one of them.) Notably, Kyle's wife Amanda did not attend. Anyway. Kyle looks fine and also I actually very much enjoy his liquor brand, Lover Boy. Ask me anything!