NBC Upfronts

Meghann Fahy

Meghann is in a new limited series with Rose Byrne based on Karin Slaughter's The Good Daughter, which -- this will shock you -- involves sisters piecing together the past, and thrown together by trauma in the present, which REVEALS SECRETS. Lather, rinse, repeat. I hope it's good; Meghann deserves better material than both Sirens and The Perfect Couple, aka the last time TRAGIC EVENTS led to REVEALING SECRETS.

Linda Cardellini

And Linda is in a Friday the 13th prequel series, which I will not be watching. I like her belt but am perplexed by how drapey this is, as if she expects to use her skirt as a parachute.

Hope Davis

This is a LOT of khaki, with a truly uninspiring hit of mint doing very little for it. I wish for a pattern. (She's in a new drama with Peter Krause, which sounds kind of like Blue Bloods if it were about OTHER law enforcement agents.)

Jane Krakowski

I included this because she wore the EXACT same dress later to the FOX upfronts, but swapped in better shoes. (She did a dance number to celebrate NBC's 100th. Perhaps that's why she's wearing shoes that look like bandages.)

David Boreanaz and Jaden Rayne Boreanaz

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 11: Jaden Rayne Boreanaz and David Boreanaz are seen arriving to the NBC Upfront at Radio City Music Hall on May 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

David is in the Rockford Files reboot, written by Mike Daniels (King of the Hill). I do not know if his son is involved. But he looks like he's trying to create a Young Leo vibe.

Tim Daly, Tea Leoni

NEW YORK, NY - MAY 11: Tim Daly and Tea Leoni are seen arriving to the NBC Upfront at Radio City Music Hall on May 11, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by Jose Perez/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images)

These two relative newlyweds are now playing them on TV, except their alter-egos got married impulsively. Tea's whole outfit is good, but I don't understand the purple shoes with it... BUT I also really LIKE the purple shoes so maybe I'll relax.

Jamie Lee Curtis

JLC has a recurring role in there. Is the traditional present for getting your wedding show picked up a flower the size of a dinner plate?

Jane Levy

She's in the new Jake Johnson vehicle Sunset, PI, and almost certainly needed a necklace with this.

D'Arcy Carden

She's there, looking thoroughly delightful, for The Five-Star Weekend -- which is, yes, about women going on a vacay together. It also stars Chloe Sevigny...

Gemma Chan

... and Gemma, who looks cool despite some very aggressive floppy ruffles...

Jennifer Garner

... and J.Gar, who looks as adorable as a human can.

Mariska Hargitay

You'd think after a hundred seasons of L&O: SVU, she'd have a steamer.

Ariana Madix

And she is of course here to remind me that in a month I will be imprisoned by nightly Love Island USA episodes, and that somehow I will love it even if I don't. I am READY for most of the yahoos from last season to step aside.