Amy Poehler and Adam Scott

THESE TWO. I am so, so glad Parks and Rec -- which I keep writing as Parcs and Rec, which I suppose is the French version -- got a full season renewal. What am I supposed to do when I get no more Ron Swanson? How can I live without Adam Scott, whose character Ben is one of my many fictional TV boyfriends, and who is so cute? And Amy Poehler! She looks SO GREAT here.

Jenny McCarthy

I suspect this is Michael Kors. I like the dress just fine, but I wish she'd added a bracelet, or something, because she looks a bit unfinished somehow.

Matthew Perry

Hi Chandler! Could we WANT you to succeed any more than we do?

Megan Hilty

Megan Hilty's face looks weird here. Not bad, but she almost doesn't look like herself. This dress is incredibly TASTEFUL (whereas Smash itself is incredibly terrible, in a way that is totally entertaining and worthwhile. There has never been a show that lends itself to more gleeful hate-watching, and I am thrilled it was renewed. I just hope she looks more interesting next Fashion Week).

Melania Trump

Can we not talk about why Melania is at Upfronts? In the sense that I don't KNOW why she is at Upfronts, and I am scared.

Kelli Giddish

NBC is going to put Kelli Giddish here in something if it's THE LAST THING THEY DO. I kind of wish they hadn't put her in this, specifically. I like the pattern, but that wan little bow isn't standing up to the call of sartorial duty. I think she needs a belt?

Jenna Elfman

I think Jenna is kicking off her own version of the Still Young, Still Leggy, Still Alive tour that we saw from Gwyneth Paltrow around the time the first Iron Man came out. From the neck up, she looks like a maitre d'. On the other hand, I like her haircut AND I love her shoes. It's just....the middle.

Maya Rudolph and Christina Applegate

These two also look cute. Here's my question: why do you have to bring a bag to the Upfronts? You're on stage for a couple of hours. I guess you MIGHT need a tissue, but surely they have those. It's not like you're going to be able to take a call, or there's nowhere to leave your real purse. No one is going to look at your ID. It must be simply for accessorizing purposes. I can respect that.

Katherine McPhee

I find this as wan and lackluster as her acting on Smash, where it is INCONCEIVABLE anyone EVER thought she would be better in the role of Marilyn Monroe than MEGAN FREAKING HILTY.

Anne Heche

I'm concerned about the shoes, but I'll allow it, Celestia.

NBC Upfronts Fugs and Fabs

I think this event was sponsored by Tasteful And Colorful Sheath Dresses. Which is not nearly the worst thing. It could have been sponsored by, like, Hotpants and Coconut Bras. Though that would have been fun, too. Regardless, let's take a look.