Florence Pugh in Simone Rocha
This is not AS bad as when, from a distance, I thought the flower bud was a cutout. But it's still terrible. The shoulders make her look hunchy, the sleeves are way too long, the wonky stem draws attention to every lousy stitch (like the ones on her left side here). She needs a style refresh, stat.
J Lo and Brett Goldstein
These two are in a forthcoming rom-com together and I am SO VERY CURIOUS. I find J.Lo pretty charming on-screen, honestly, but the material has not been there. Brett wrote this one, so maybe it'll be better? She looks spiffy here but somehow her right shoe looks a bit too big and the left one doesn't. Optical illusion, I assume.
Eric Andre and John Cena
They're in a standard Odd Couple Except They're Brothers comedy. IS that standard? It feels standard. John looks all set to finalize your country club membership.
Millie Bobby Brown
Budget cuts really are a bear.
Tina Fey and Will Forte
They're promoting season 2 of The Four Seasons, which was not remotely necessary, but whatever keeps Forte and Colman Domingo working, I guess.
Michelle Buteau
THANK YOU for the hit of plaid, Michelle. I needed to be awoken from the neutrals parade.
Malin Akerman
I do NOT understand this color pairing. Just buy a white tank top if you have to, pal.
Brittany Snow
Very pretty! I wish I had liked The Hunting Wives but I just sort of found it obnoxious and REALLY full of itself. It ALSO did not need a second season, but people went nuts for it so I'm not surprised they're getting one. If NBC picks up The Hunting Party again, those actors will spend yet another year telling people, "No no, not THAT show, ours is serial killers and it's not sexy."
Leanne Morgan
She looks nice in this. Also this is how I learned they picked up her sitcom again.
Mia Hamm, Julie Foudy, Carla Overbeck, Brandi Chastain, Joy Fawcett and Michelle Akers
Aw, I remember all these faces! There is a show about the 1999 Women's World Cup coming, so of course they're lending their faces to that.
Madison Bailey
Her hair looks gorgeous. The patchwork-y dress could have been cool, if anyone had bothered to finish it.
Jonathan Daviss, Chase Stokes, Madison Bailey and Carlacia Grant
I cannot believe there is ANOTHER season of Outer Banks coming, although I believe this is finally the last one. There is surely only so much treasure a bunch of dirty kids in a small boat can hunt.