Princess Charlene

Well, her face looks great. I wish to GOD she would wear more jewelry but NO ONE EVER ASKS ME.

Princess Charlene and German First Lady Daniela Schadt

DANIELA SCHADT: "Oh, I see you got the memo about how we're all wearing champagne to this event."

CHARLENE: "Drinking champagne is the only way I foresee getting THROUGH this event."

Prince Albert II of Monaco and Princess Charlene

That being said, this dress is nice on her, if not earth-shattering nor particularly thrilled. I don't know that Albert agrees with me, though.

Neutrally Played, Princess Charlene

The parade of awkward continues. [Photos: Getty]