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# New Fug Minute
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/new-fug-minute-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-19T17:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2011-05-18T22:47:21.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Dialogues, polka dots, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

ASHLEY OLSEN: Hey.

MARY-KATE OLSEN: Hey.

ASHLEY: I'm depressed.

MARY-KATE: Obviously.

ASHLEY: Our [sister is so perky](https://gofugyourself.com/celebs/elizabeth-olsen?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

MARY-KATE: I know. She's so charming.

ASHLEY: People love her.

MARY-KATE: She's making us look good.

ASHLEY: Because she's wearing our clothes and not looking all *derelicte*?

MARY-KATE: Or like a granny.

ASHLEY: Or like the president of *Sad Caftans Unlimited*?

MARY-KATE: More than I can say for the two of us.

ASHLEY: I know. Why do you think I'm so depressed?