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# New Fug's Eve
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/new-fugs-eve-2-01-2012/
- Published: 2012-01-03T21:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2012-01-05T19:58:34.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Photos, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/new-fugs-eve-2/)

Screw flying cars or hoverboards: When it was 1982, or 1992, or even maybe 2002, I'm sure we all assumed that in the grand and distant year of 2012, the mayor of New York would be kissing a lady whose bejeweled cranial satellite probably gets nice NFL Sunday Ticket reception. Welcome to the future.