Lady Gaga
Looking at this again, I can't decide if it's a really strange May-December wedding, or a staging of Eyes Wide Shut.
Lady Gaga
Earlier in the night, Gaga sang a medley that began with her head in a cage. Well, actually, it was first draped in black fabric with only her face poking out of a giant hole, but I already made a Sweetums joke with her once and it didn't seem prudent to drag him into this again.
Lady Gaga
Somewhere, Anne Hathaway is trembling by the phone, wondering if Christopher Nolan is about to call her and tell her he's digitally replacing her with another more progressive-looking Catwoman.
Lady Gaga
And then of course, Gaga changed into this for the ball drop. If you're mentally making a heinously racy joke about Bloomberg's privates here, drop by my table in Hell someday and we'll compare notes.
Lady Gaga
I couldn't resist. This totally looks like they're opposing sides in some kind of intergalactic Family Feud. Survey says... awkward.