New York City Ballet's 2023 Fall Gala

Sarah Jessica Parker and Wes Gordon

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 05: Sarah Jessica Parker and Wes Gordon attends the New York City Ballet's 2023 Fall Gala at the David H. Koch Theatre at Lincoln Center on October 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Jared Siskin/Patrick McMullan via Getty Images)

I assume SJP is in Carolina Herrera, as she attended with Wes Gordon here. As usual, she as a human person looks cute but this ALSO feels like she's in costume as a tan Lydia Dietz. I guess it IS Halloween soon? (She loves a mismatched shoe; I do think it's sort of fun)

Norman Reedus and Diane Kruger

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 05: (L-R) Norman Reedus and Diane Kruger attend the New York City Ballet 2023 Fall Fashion Gala at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center on October 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

This looks like a photo from their wedding. Diane is a BEAUTIFUL bride, who is only lightly feeling strangled by her gown.

Ariana DeBose

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 05: Ariana DeBose attends the New York City Ballet 2023 Fall Fashion Gala at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center on October 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

This is SUPERIOR on her, from cut to color. I feel soothed!

Naomi Watts

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 05: Naomi Watts attends the New York City Ballet 2023 Fall Fashion Gala at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center on October 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

Listen, the LBD is a classic for a reason.

Christy Turlington

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 05: Christy Turlington attends the New York City Ballet 2023 Fall Fashion Gala at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center on October 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

As I was saying...

Vanessa Williams

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 05: Vanessa Williams attends the New York City Ballet 2023 Fall Fashion Gala at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center on October 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

This is a little bridesmaid-y BUT she is of course gorgeous and it fits like a dream.

Amy Sedaris and Andy Cohen

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 05: (L-R) Amy Sedaris and Andy Cohen attend the New York City Ballet 2023 Fall Fashion Gala at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center on October 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

This is kicky on Amy! (Andy looks perfectly nice.)

Justin Theroux

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 05: Justin Theroux attends the New York City Ballet 2023 Fall Fashion Gala at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center on October 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

This is the masculine version of the Little Black Dress and he wears it very well.

Molly Ringwald

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - OCTOBER 05: Molly Ringwald attends the New York City Ballet 2023 Fall Fashion Gala at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center on October 05, 2023 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)

Then Molly Ringwald showed up!