Jamie Chung

This really does make me laugh. It's half-Kardashian to me, but, like, the entertaining half. (Please don't ask me which half that IS, because I'm not sure.)

Zosia Mamet, Zoe Kazan, Morgan Saylor, Uzo Aduba

Here is Zosia's bleached bob. It looks very crispy, and her necklace is kind of like a massive sneeze. Zoe Kazan, I walked past, and was really struck by how big and blue and lovely her eyes are; Morgan Saylor is wearing cute shoes that I wish you could see better, but was super smiley; and Uzo was graceful and well-spoken and low-key. That covers What They Were Like Up Close. As for the OUTFITS, I think... Morgan wins for me, because Zoe's were shorts. Uzo's dress might be a little overwhelmingly prim on her for my taste, and of course, my tastes are TOTALLY what she should keep in mind.

Amanda Crew

I am terrible at interviewing people -- I just don't have the gift of getting them to start talking freely and funnily about non-canned subjects. So I blanked on anything to ask Amanda Crew, other than, "Did y'all think She's The Man was CRAZY while you were filming it, or did you see its genius?" And so I did not try to talk to her. I am the worst. Also, her pants were mediocre. (I did not want to ask her about THAT, either.)

Shay Mitchell

She is making that giant men's vest work. Not a sentence you get to type often.

Jay Pharoah

Jay talked to me for like ten minutes straight, and was very gracious about the fact that I'm a lame interviewer. He was a total kick, and he did his Stephen A. Smith imitation for me, so I can go about my day happily now.

RJ Mitte

We were struck with how good-looking he is in person. And SO KIND. Is everyone who was on "Breaking Bad" awesome by ACCIDENT, or did they all MAKE each other extra-awesome?

New York Fughion Week, Day 1: Celebs

The only thing frustrating about a slow start to Fashion Week is the fact that we had spare time we couldn't spend writing blog posts, because the site was malfunctioning. ALAS. However, we hope most of the kinks have been ironed out, and now we can share with you all that we beheld on Day One: -- At Honor, we briefly chatted with the delightful Uzo Aduba of Orange Is The New Black, who has the opposite of crazy eyes. She has Sane Eyes. She's lovely. -- BCBG is where we laid eyes on Jamie Chung's hilarious fringed poncho, which Alexis Carrington Colby totally would've bought on a business trip to New Mexico or something. -- We chatted with Jay Pharoah from Saturday Night Live, and agreed we're starting a wig business together. It's going to be great. He also shared with me that his e-mail address -- years ago, in Chesapeake, VA, was "jaymarvel@cox.net," which is tremendous when said aloud. [Photos: Getty]