Nicki Minaj at Alexander Wang

I love you, Nicki. Her expression in all of these photos from Alexander Wang says, "I can't believe I'm wearing this dumb thing."

Mary J Blige at Alexander Wang

Whereas Mary J is like, "Fashion Week is the best!"

Lady Gaga at Alexander Wang

In case you were wondering, this is what Lady Gaga looked like this week. Last week. Wait. What day is it right now, anyway?

Kylie Jenner at Alexander Wang

One day, Kylie Jenner will cease to be a thing.

Jaime King

I sat across from Jaime King at Rebecca Minkoff, and I kept wanting to cheer, "LONG LIVE LEMON BREELAND." I did not.

Jaime King at Jason Wu

She looks great in this. The accessories are fabulous, too.

Kate Bosworth at Gant

Well, this is a big fat snooze.

Jaime Chung at Gant

This jacket, though, is great. It shouldn't be - if you described it to someone, it would seem weird. But it is.

Jessica Simpson

This seems about right. She owns a billion-dollar fashion empire, AND YET.

Ashley Madewke and Gabrielle Union

Both of these ladies look nice. (Gabrielle looks better, though. Ashley, look to the red lip!)

Mary Elizabeth Winstead at Zimmermann

She's adorable and I love Zimmermann and yet this is all a world of NO. It's so so 70s.

Solange at Zimmermann

SHE is a world of YES.

Emily Althaus, Emma Miles, Jackie Cruz.

Speaking of yes, this was at Betsey Johnson and I love it. The OITNB women really seem like they get along, and they're always having a good time at these things.

Robin Roberts at Wes Gordon

I LOVE YOU ROBIN.

PRINCESS BEATRICE AT REBECCA MINKOFF

You can imagine my mental reaction when I walked past Princess freaking Beatrice this week. I texted Heather, "PRINCESS BEATRICE IS HERE." We chatted, and she's setting me up with Harry next week, so it's been nice knowing you guys. (JK. We did not chat. I chickened out.)

Ashley Madewke at Monique Lhuillier

This is LOVELY and I kind of wish she had more of a red lip, AGAIN.

Bella Thorne and Skyler Samuels at Monique Lhuiller

Skyler's dress was better in person; Bella's was NOT. I love both sets of shoes, though.

Gillian Jacobs at Monique Lhuiller

This was also GREAT in person. And she's a very smart human, from what I could after speaking to her for like two minutes. (Sometimes you can tell!)

Mary Elizabeth Winstead at Monique Lhuillier

Heather OBVIOUSLY talked to MEW about her stint on Passions. At one point, MEW noted that it was an experience where she'd come in to work and be like, "well, my bedroom is in hell this week," and that's why Passions was great.

Jamie Chung at Monique Lhuillier

This color is great, but the illusion netting is taking it to a weird place.

Analeigh Tipton at Monique Lhuillier

She is SO ADORABLE and great and this does not do her adorability justice.

Sarah Jessica Parker at Tracy Reese

SJP did the shoes for Tracy Reese -- they're very cute -- and thus attended the show. She is, as ever, sincerely one of the most professional and classiest people we've ever seen in action. It's also nice to see like a REAL CELEBRITY at these shows anymore -- they can be thin on the ground, especially now that most of them choose to go to the Toronto Film Festival instead.

Jessica Lowndes Tracy Reese S/S 2016 NYFW - Backstage

I talked to her about A Deadly Adoption and she was kind of a hoot about it, and Lifetime in general. Also: This dress is A LOT, but it works better than you'd think, especially in person.

Sashseer Zamata

I don't love those shoes with this, but we were right behind her in line to get into the show and she is SOOOOOOO GOOD-LOOKING in person and really, really nice. We had a long chat about her red lipstick (sadly, she did not remember what lipstick it WAS).

Tinashe

I look so thoughtful there in the background. Also: those are some crazy pants, and she is very nearly making them work, which is INSANE.

Katie Cassidy at Jenny Packham

This sort of feels like a variety of pajamas.

Laverne Cox at Prabal Gurung

This color is lovely on Laverne.

Hailee Steinfeld at Prabal Gurung

This feels SO NIGHTTIME but...you know, what people chose to wear to a show is often weird, because the designer is dressing them and you have a finite amount of choices. I just suspect we might be heading to A Weird Place with Hailee's wardrobe. Which, I suppose, IS fair enough for a teenage girl. Maybe we have to just trust that T Swift will keep her from falling into a pile of sheer tops.

Kendall Jenner, Jennifer Hudson, and Gabrielle Union at Prabal

I sort of want J Hud and Gabrielle Union to adopt Kylie.

Drew Barrymore at Anna's Loud

And then Drew Barrymore showed up.

New York Fashion Week: Days 1-4

In case you wondered what we're up to/what people are wearing to Fashion Week. As for us: 1) We talked to a variety of women about their advice for younger women and other women in general, as professionals, and got some really good quotes, I think, from everyone from Christina Hendricks to Alica Silverstone. 2) Day Two was full of intriguing shenanigans, like The Return of the Choker, and the fact that now Solange isn't talking to the press, either. 3) We wrote up the Project Runway finale; no spoilers herein, other than what each designer may have showed, because everyone who is still on TV as of Fashion Week gets to show a collection. 4) And Heather waited for an hour outside mashed potatoes -- not a euphemism -- to talk to (a very drunk, actually, as far as it seemed to us) Jessica Simpson. 5) And I got to chat up former Bachelorettes Jillian Harris and Andi Dorfman about break-ups, and Bachelor in Paradise and WINE. SO MUCH WINE.