New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
Just think of all the secrets she can keep in there. Or the bottles of wine. An ENTIRE bottle of wine, on top of her head, somehow strapped into place. Yes.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
As with all things midriff, I have to accept that it's sticking around, and learn to live with the executions thereof that are not terrible. This is one of them. I think that skirt is lovely.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
This is pretty, too. Total photocell dress, or "I'm going on Jimmy Fallon," etc. Like, stick it on.. I don't know. Catherine Zeta-Jones, or Chastain.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
That belt is distracting me. I am not sure about the cut of its jib.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
This is a little Garanimals for me, maybe.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
That's Kendall Jenner, isn't it? My thought about her was, one reason I have a hard time taking her seriously as a model is that I felt like she was mostly walking in shows that are attracted to a media circus, like Marc Jacobs, or some of the couture shows. But Donna Karan really isn't that way, and in fact there was no publicity (that I saw) about her being involved. So it suggests she isn't half bad. She certainly didn't stand out in a negative way.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
This makes me want to crawl under a blanket and take a wonderful nap. It looks like... apres-ski, like you're back in your chalet and you just fall asleep on the couch, still wearing your moon boots.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
I kind of want Reese Witherspoon to wear this. And just, like, sex it up a notch. Or Katie Holmes! Lord, that girl really needs to vamp just a little, for once.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
This is quite cool. I like the pattern -- there is a LOT going on, but isn't loud at all.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
By the way, our hotel has a floor now. Jessica and I LAUGHED AND LAUGHED when they kept insisting it would open this week, but sure enough, there's a buzzing restaurant now and everything. We ate those words on a slice of pizza.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
I had my first Shake Shack burger today. It was everything people promised it would be.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
However, Shake Shack has now made me sad I don't have my own artisanal meat blend. That's something I have to change about my life. I have to be strong and fight for the artisanal meat blend of my dreams.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
What should I have for dinner?
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
I like this dress! I wish Kate Middleton would wear a lively print like this. Lizzy Caplan would rock it. Oooh, or Caitlin FitzGerald, who was at the show.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
And this is for when you are fabulous enough to swan around town doing mundane things in well-sewn casual dresses.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
I'm having a real Pinot Noir moment right now, but my mother is more into Shiraz.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
Heidi Klum. Right?
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
ENTER THE HAT. Pharrell must now feel inconsequential. His hat never challenged door frames. This one makes them TREMBLE.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
This makes me think of a stationery store. Or old, collected stamps.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
Cute dress, and also, her part means BUSINESS
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
This reminds me of nothing so much as when Dark Helmet goes out to Comb the Desert and has his little safari hat with the two eye holes.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
Come on, Goldie Hawn. Stop messing around with caftans and let's DO THIS THING.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
"Overboard" came on the other day and it still brings me a tremendous amount of joy.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
Christine Baranski, GO HAT YOURSELF.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
I heard from someone today, by the way, that a) Julianna Margulies' husband is as dreamy as we want him to be, in person; and b) for as hot as he is in person, she is even more gorgeous.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
I didn't watch a single frame of that "The Simpsons" marathon on FXX, which is sad considering I used to quote it on a daily basis. Particularly: "All right, Brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you. But let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer." Also I like this dress.
New York Fashion Week: Donna Karan Spring/Summer 2015
Thank you for enduring my ramblings. Remember "Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey"? I wish that still existed. Maybe for the next slideshow I will just quote those on every single slide.