Emma Stone in Louis Vuitton
This just really could not be more woeful. It sits too low, it's drooping, it's the color of used mop water. She as a person looks happy and pretty and god bless the dark pedicure, but what a flop from LV.
Rooney Mara in The Row, and Kate Mara in Monse
Monse seems to be making a real placement push lately – we've seen more of it lately. Unfortunately, that top looks like they dropped acid and went foraging.
Pedro Pascal and Eva Victor
Pedro is dressed like the handsomest charlatan at the State Fair, and I love it. Evan can be his lovely accomplice.
Julianne Moore
So I guess she got bored of making her piñata of a yeti, and decided to make it a blouse.
Cara Delevingne
I don't think those are the correct shoes, but the minidress is kicky.
Kehinde Cardoso, India Amerteifio, David Oyelowo, Sophie Okonedo, Toheeb Jimoh
India's needs a lining, I think, and Sophie's is fascinating – like her dress has started eating its own twin. Toheeb wins it for the gents.
Andrew Garfield
He looks like the villain in a sexy new Willy Wonka adaptation, except that we've already had too many Willy Wonka adaptations so let's not magick this one into being.
Billie Lourd
Her outfit says, "I work at a pirate bar," and her face says, "I hope this pirate bar is going bankrupt."
Halle Bailey
This is good! She's up and down, but she's up today.
Tatiana Maslany
Speaking of ups and downs, her style tends to be... down. I would not say this is up, but it's... neutral...?
Bonnie Milligan
It's Tony Awards winner Bonnie Milligan! She is set to join The Gilded Age, because they have never met a Tony winner they didn't want to employ. That Christmas album had better slap.
Havana Rose Liu
I could do without the lace, but I kind of LOVE the yarn?!?
Bernadette Peters
EXCUSE ME, but how has she NOT been on The Gilded Age?!?
Cara Buono
I am deeply, deeply here for this caftan. It might not really count as a caftan but it has a certain vibe to it that I think Dorothy Zbornak would have appreciated.
Pedro Almodóvar and Milena Smit
This is a great Big Finish. His suit is lively, her dress is stunning... we're leaving on a high.
