BIeber

I love this photo. It's like Bieber is trying to listen very politely while Yohji Yamamoto (the Y-3 designer) offers him some fatherly advice.

Anthony Kiedis

I'm telling you: refried Ken Paves.

Victoria Beckham

If you doubt whether Posh is involved much in her collection... this picture should answer you. This is not a woman who has slept.

Nora Zehetner

New realms of awful. Nora looks a lot like Rachel Bilson, and I think Rachel Bilson should write her a letter explaining that it's very important for her not to wear things like this, just in case.

Rashida Jones

This is lunacy for a warm day in New York in September. Especially with how HOT it gets in these venues.

Christina Ricci

Those bangs are NOT working on her. They're Bielsian in their blahness.

Bella Thorne

This is why mechanics don't WEAR coveralls in this fabric.

Bella Thorne

And then a couple hours later, she changed into this for DVF. I just really wish this had been a skirt.

Allison Williams

She's looked very ladylike and lovely this whole time. Which is not a huge surprise, as it's not like she's widely known for being a hobo.

Allison Williams, Zosia Mamet

See? Zosia actually looks fine too. Skeptical, but fine.

Jessica Alba

A BIT Boring Mom here and there, but she's working the jacket. It makes more sense on her than it should.

Alexandra Daddario

Jess and I couldn't figure her out: She's in the kids' franchise Percy Jackson, and yet at the very beginning she also played Neal Caffrey's Love Of His Life, Kate, on "White Collar." I finally remembered to Google her, and she's 27, so it seems like... back then she was crazy young to be Neal's lady, and now she's too old to play a teen. And yet she kind of pulled off both ages. Strange. Also: That dress has upper-arm hankies.

KANYE

I JUST TOLD KIM I WENT OUT FOR A HIKE AND THAT I'D BE BACK SOON. DON'T JUDGE ME. SHE ONLY EATS JUICE. YOU WOULD LEAVE TOO.

Katie Cassidy

For such a pretty girl, Katie Cassidy has looked miserable at every single show she's attended.

Courtney Love

Look who popped up at Fashion Week. SHE'S ALIVE.

Solange

I love you, Solange. Miley Cyrus WISHES she had your flair.

Kerry Washington

Stoking the flames of Jessica's pregnancy speculation. Also, I really, really do not care for the three-spike bangs.

Ciara

I can't sign off on shoes that are THAT involved. For the love of God, when they chafe you EVERYWHERE it will take forever to kick them off and throw them in your front hallway.

New York Fugshion Week: Celebrity Sightings, Day 4

Yes, you're seeing this right: We were two feet away from Reigning Fug Madness Champion Justin Bieber. Here is how it all went down, and no, I did not get to ask him any illuminating questions about crotches. I did NOT notice that he is TRYING TO GROW A MUSTACHE OH MY GOD IT IS NOT WORKING JUSTIN, and now I feel like I betrayed the people by not discussing that in the post. -- At Tracy Reese, we talked to Meghan Markle about the suits (and other outfits) on Suits; -- Rita Ora closed DKNY, and Anthony Kiedis was there looking like refried Ken Paves. -- Rihanna didn't show up at Zac Posen, but Christina Hendricks did, and what do you know: She looked mostly nice.