Alyssa Milano

How TERRIBLE is this? I keep searching for a joke other than "crossing guard," which I have made twice now, but it's so apt that I can't find anything else. I guess it also reminds me of those bibs they made us put on in gym class so we knew which floor hockey team was which. That is some FANCY floor hockey.

Zosia Mamet

This outfit looked cute on her, except a TAD too short. But I loved the festive purple coat. If she doesn't like it, I'll happily give it a try. Call me.

Zosia Mamet

Her posture is KILLING ME HERE. Mine is not good, so I have sympathy, but that neckline exacerbates it. This dress asks to be SOLD and she is not in a marketing kind of mood.

Kate Nash

Those shoes are... not good. I feel like Chloe Bridges -- aka Donna LaDonna on "Carrie Diaries" -- is trying very hard to hide her skepticism of this entire outfit, while also being unable to stop looking at it. She's like a crazy version of a 1970s secretary.

Ashley Madekwe, Katie Cassidy

Ashley looks nice, if slightly cat-scratched, but that dress is a bit lousy on Katie Cassidy. The front zipper looks like a mogul run.

Margarita Levieva

This looked good in person, and so did she -- her hair is a dream. If we see her again, I'm going to ask her for help.

Carol Alt

Jess and I saw her in her seat and said, "Oh, look, Noted Kook Carol Alt, looking not at all kooky." And then she stood up.

Karlie Kloss

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Janelle Monae

Janelle seriously was so good. She belted and boogied the whole time, for four songs, no breaks nor breathers in between. I love her now.

Christa B. Allen

I TOTALLY did not see her at Minkoff. She didn't seem to be in celebrity row with the rest of them (I also saw Ethan Suplee there, and I looked it up and he -- like Minkoff - is a Scientologist, so that makes more sense than I thought it did at first). Anyway, Christa looks a million times better since she hired Ilaria Urbinati, who is Nina Dobrev's stylist, although this outfit does not necessarily light my world on fire. However, it doesn't douse the flames in my loins, either, so that's good.

Jessica Pare

Love the shoes; hate the lipstick and the boob pockets and the Jessica Simpson open-mouth pose.

Holland Roden

These pants were super cute in person -- shot through with a bit of orange, and some sparkles. Also, she was like the only truly cheerful person at the show, which was CRAZY CROWDED, so hooray for Holland.

Jessica Lowndes

Actually, she was fairly happy too. And the dress looked good.

Jamie Chung

The weather is too nice in New York right now for that much jacket.

Alicia Keys

Ugh. This just looks awful. I don't know what body Alicia Keys is dressing, but it's not the one she has.

Alicia Keys, Anna, Maria Sharapova

"If you had gone with Sugarpova you'd have been DEAD BY MY HAND."

Josh Henderson, Colin Egglesfield

HOW DARE YOU SMILE WHEN LARRY HAGMAN IS DEAD. ... Just kidding. Actually it's a nice change from John Ross.

Mickey Sumner

This is Sting's daughter, from Frances Ha. And to this outfit, I say, "Francis NAH." It is maybe the worst thing in this slideshow.

Leigh Lezark, Solange

Or is Leigh's the worst? Actually, no, Mickey's outfit still wins for me. And Solange is wearing flamingos and culottes. Of course. That feels like it gels with the world.

Jessica White

Skin is not a shirt, girl.

Morgan Saylor

Morgan is so lovely. I hope people aren't still coming up to her and telling her what a bitch she (meaning her character on "Homeland") is.

Kerry Washington, Nina Garcia, Zac Posen, Heidi Klum

Heidi looked outstanding in this gold Max Azria. And Kerry also looked really pretty and seemed SO cheerful. Jessica speculated that Kerry's dress is an early pregnancy hide-your-tummy kind of dress, not because she thought Kerry looked or acted early-pregnant, but because I think we'd all like to see Olivia Pope have to carry a bunch of random large objects next season and/or bear America's Love Child.

New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day 2

Okay, and some celebs from Day 1. Bear with us; we're East Coast this week and so some pictures come in after we've taken to our beds. Anyway, we had a pretty great day: -- It started with a surprisingly good Project Runway finale, at which Alyssa Milano wore the abovepictured WTF. The article (and the slideshow, but only in the VERY LAST slide, so you can avoid if you want) contains mild spoilers in the form of the guest judge's identity, descriptions of some of the eight collections, and guesses about who the finalists are, but no concrete information about that because we don't know it. Consider yourselves warned anyway, just in case. -- We also hit up Nautica, which was full of shirtless and/or short-shorted (or both) male models, and most importantly, we talked to Dadshaw from The Carrie Diaries about what it's like watching your TV daughter and knowing she grew up to get dumped by Post-It. There is probably something nerdy about the fact that we bypassed Colin Egglesfield and Josh Henderson to talk to Dadshaw, but I own that, and I love him now, so there. -- We ALSO saw darling of Fug Madness Zosia Mamet at Rebecca Minkoff (where Nicky Hilton was a total pill), where Janelle f'ing Monae performed live during the show and KILLED IT in impressive high-energy fashion. -- Finally, we're pretty sure Bella Thorne thinks we're totally stupid after we talked to her about Britney at Nicole Miller.