Gwen Stefani at (and presumably in) L.A.M.B.

Only Gwen could pull this off, really, and even make it REMOTELY make sense. Also, I don't know WHY, but I agree with Fug Nation that she looks sort of different. Not unrecognizably so, to me, but just... I can't put my finger on it (here is an older close-up, for comparison). You're going to think this is nuts, but Jess and I both thought she looks weirdly like Tori Spelling in this photo, which I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT BEFORE, EVER, and may not think again, but... there it is.

Dakota Fanning

This is... a screamingly loud experience. Weirdly, I would consider having it again, if her head didn't look so... let's say irked.

Hannah Simone

Let us pull no punches: I hate this and the couch it rode in on.

Jamie Chung, Jennifer Morrison, Perrey Reeves, Monique Lhuillier, Louise Roe, Abigail Spencer

Monique totally gave herself the cutest dress of the pack. And you know what? I would have, too, probably, because WHY NOT. Abigal looks like she got stuck in a fisherman's net, Louise Roe looks insane, Jamie Chung's dress might be cute, and Jennifer Morrison... well, I have an appreciation for it only because I have seen what she changed OUT of to come to the show. Which is...

Jennifer Morrison at Sally LaPointe

This is a failure on every level. Well, I mean, I guess the seams have held together? So it is a success in that regard. But otherwise, it is hideous home-cooking. AND THE HAIR. I can't, Jennifer.

Lizzy Caplan at Cushnie et Ochs

That keyhole looks so much MORE like a keyhole than I expected. I wonder... if the makeup looked better in person.

Sarah Jessica Parker

Well played, SJP.

Selenis Leyva at Nicole Miller

She looks SO GOOD in this. I love it. She is a classy dame.

Jackie Cruz at Nicole Miller

This is cockamamie and also kind of fun on her. Especially when compared to...

Selenis Leyva and Jackie Cruz at Carmen Marc Valvo

Selenis looks GREAT and Jackie looks kind of like the bridesmaid at your wedding who was allowed to buy her own gown in a certain color and should not have been given that freedom.

Emma Myles at Nonoo

Her dress is Nonoo and it's SO CUTE. Her jewelry is, as she called it, Icelandic bone jewelry from a brand called Kria. Her bracelet is a fish bone.

Laverne Cox

I want to love this, but she looks too much like a cheerleader wearing her uniform to school on game day.

Sophia Bush in Monique Lhuillier

This. Is. Awful. Sophia Bush is a really, really pretty girl, but pulling off this shit requires next-level Diane Kruger mojo, and even THAT might be hard. The tube slip under that thing is doing eight injustices to her form. And possibly her privacy.

Project Runway Finale: Nina Garcia, Heidi Klum, Emmy Rossum, Zac Posen

Emmy looks boring, but what great lipstick. I want to love Heidi's dress SO MUCH but I just wish it weren't see-through up the thigh right there. The rest is so good.

Zoe Kazan at Peter Som

I LOVE this. I think she looks adorable. I want it in my closet.

Shay Mitchell at Zimmermann

This is disturbingly Kardashian-adjacent. STAY STRONG, SHAY.

Julia Restoin Roitfeld

This is basically one of two times a year when we cover her -- she is the daughter of Carine Roitfeld, most famously the former editrix of French Vogue -- and THAT THING IS AWFUL. Which is exactly why I couldn't resist showing you. It's the messiest hodgepodge of hilarribleness -- TOTAL "I'm Fashion Week famous" kind of stuff. Oh, Julia. You do not look French Cool. You look French Insane. I can't. And yet, it's so bad that I also sort of CAN.

New York Fugshion Week: Celebs of Day Two

-- Rebecca Minkoff put 3D glasses on all the seats for viewing her last five outfits -- the patterns were supposed to jump out at us, I guess, although ours didn't work. The front row had actual sunglass-style ones, though, and we wouldn't be surprised if Zosia Mamet randomly wore hers around town just for fun. -- There were shenanigans on the Nonoo runway, after which we ran across Emma Myles (Leanne from Orange Is The New Black) and talked to her about her teeth on that show. She was a hilarious delight. -- Hilarrible Baldwin brought her baby -- sans earplugs -- to Carmen Marc Valvo. There, we spotted two MORE Orange Is The New Black cast members, Selenis Leyva and Jackie Cruz, who then also made it to Nicole Miller. That show is getting some GOOD publicity this week. -- At Monique Lhuillier, Jennifer Morrison's hair looked terrible, and the world continued turning apace on its axis. -- We didn't write it up, but we also saw Zimmermann. And while it was devoid of much potential future Middletonia, it DID have a lot of gold lamé, and hopefully we can rustle up some photos of it for you. [Photos: Splash, Fame/Flynet, Getty]