This Salute to Lattice Work fabric was actually really neat in person. Allow me to prepare you for this slideshow by telling you that Christian was somewhat subdued this season. No one wore a loofah.
Things were extremely ladylike, in general.
This is handy if you run out of paper towels.
This feels very Roland Mouret/Victoria Beckham, but that doesn't mean it doesn't look good.
In person, it's easier to tell that this skirt is well-sequined.
A Little White Dress is good for spring, especially if you're not wracked with terror about potentially sitting on a candy bar. Which, by the way, I did on the plane to NYC this week. It was not cute, but it did smell delicious.
I am DISTRAUGHT by the amount of culottes being pushed this season. I will not bend on the Question of the Culotte.
I have my doubts about those particular shoes.
One must be a Kruger to pull this one off.
But I'll never complain about fringe-y skirts.
This is slightly like you just rolled yourself up in your rug and went.
But I secretly LOVE this.
Those shoes are like shower shoes inspired by the Guggenheim.
It was at this point that I started to wonder if maybe NO ONE would come out wearing a loofah. (NO ONE DID.)
This is cute.
FYI, the sheer-looking bits on this were SO sheer, we could see the nude undercrackers of the model.
Surely, some starlet or another will wear this.
We're ALL going to be wearing white next spring, I guess.
For the Project Runway Megafan Bride.
This coat is lovely. I cannot resist a spring coat.
Dear Christina Hendricks: DON'T DO IT.
This photographs considerably more overwhelmingly than it looked in person.
And this was SO cute in person. It's a seafoam green lamé. We've seen lamé at at least four shows this season, which means I am totally going to start buying it again. I am powerless to resist lamé.
Sarah Hyland, if she ends up with a big event next spring?
This is great. We're seeing a lot of this skirt length, which I actually like -- I just think it's hard to pull off correctly.
So restrained from Siriano.
This is VERY cool. Let's put it on Emma Roberts. (She seems ripe for Siriano, right?)
For your slightly weirder starlet. I actually fell like this might appeal to Lena Dunham. Actually, I think Lena and Christian might be a fun combo.
Feels like fall all of a sudden in here.
This, I actually think might look good on Hendricks, with the right Wrangling.
I'd also like to point out that Siriano is excellent at choosing a diverse selection of runway models. It's a shame that this is still an unusual trait in designers.
"Okay, fine. HERE'S A GOWN."
It's a relief that we've still got wee capes popping up all over the place.
This is lovely and I hope it shall be lined when someone wears it on the red carpet.
Lots of mint green coming your way next year, too.
Can we talk Kiernan Shipka into this?
But perhaps not this.
I'm throwing caution to the wind and calling this one for Emmy Rossum.
Someone will wear this and I will dislike it when they do. (This model looks a bit like Master of Sex's Caitlin FitzGerald, Maybe it will be Caitlin!
Lovely in motion, rather underwhelming in photos. Although I have to say I love the color.
Tim Gunn would have noted that this was a whole lot of look.
BRITNEY. You're being paged to the office. BRITNEY, PLEASE REPORT TO THE SIRIANO OFFICE.